Danny, 23, single, scorpio, penguins, DBZ, pothead, all around good guy.
" Dont let your past define you. Use it for what it is, a background story for your future"
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
*filling out a job application*. What language are you fluent in? Brokanese. How long have you spoken this language? Bitch! Too long! Hire me
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post
when someone cuter than u has the same name
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.